November, 2002

If It Looks Like A Duck

In 1979, the U.S. Embassy in Iran was taken over. In 1983, the U.S. Marine Barracks in Beirut were blown up. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked in Athens and a U.S. Navy diver murdered. In 1988, Pan Am flight 103 was blown up. In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed. In 1998, the U.S. Embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed. On September 11, 2001, three U.S. airlines were hijacked and flown into the World Trade Center and Pentagon, killing over 3,000 people. In Israel, a suicide bomber slaughtered twenty school kids.

Who committed these acts of violence? Scooby Doo? The Tooth Fairy? Grandma Moses? Barney? Wild Bill Hiccup? Elmer Fudd? Elvis?

All of these acts were committed by Arab Muslim extremists who are so filled with consuming hatred that they will go to any lengths to kill Americans, Christians, and Jews, whether they be men, women, or children!

Now, we got a lotta fatheaded academics and legalistic politicians sayin' that "racial profiling" is wrong, even illegal. Well, I got news for you'se guys. If I spot a swarthy-skinned, shifty, brown-eyed, black-bearded, smiley faced dude walkin' around in a bathrobe and a scarf wrapped around his noggin, I'm gonna be suspicious. Very simply, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck, pal; and no amount of legalese blabber is gonna alter the facts and the truth.

Phooey to you'se guys!


- Bob Murphy